Piranhas 5, Squirrels 4

Still bitter after their 8-0 loss in the championship game to the Squirrels, the Piranhas cried their way to victory Saturday, never missing an opportunity to be seen throwing temper tantrums on their own bench at their own players, or threatening to beat up Squirrels players because one of them got his glove hit with a stick while trying to cover the puck in the crease.

The Piranhas barely held on for a 5-4 win, with much thanks to great play by goaltender Joe Messina. Though the shots on goal says 42-31 Piranhas, the Squirrels didn’t exactly trust the scorekeeper, who had earphones on during the game and prematurely hit the horn, amongst other things. In all likelihood, the shots were 42-31 Squirrels.