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Squirrels Trade Gassert to Chicago

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In a move that surprised no one, the Screaming Squirrels traded ice and roller defender to Chicago for future considerations. Gassert has only been with the team for a little more than a year, but it seemed like 10. In his first season, he helped the Squirrels win the 2009-10 ice championship. He then skated on the roller team, before rejoining the ice team for the first half of this season. Aside from playing defense, Gassert’s main role with the team was to ask who is bringing the beer.

Roller Squirrel Mark Tessar will replace Gassert on the roster. Also, Gassert’s brother, Wes Gassert, is expected to join the roller team, and eventually the ice team. Gassert will be joining former Squirrel Mike Bronson in the windy city, where they are expected to be bunking together.

In completely unrelated news, Scurvy traded Alicia Krawitz and a broken Alex Ovechkin hockey stick to Chicago for future considerations.

Gassert Stats

Year (Div) GP G A PTS PP SH PIM
2010/2011 Ice 8 2 1 3 1 0 8
2010 Inline 14 12 12 24 4 0 15
2009/2010 Ice 20 5 5 10 3 0 12

Brewins 1, Squirrels 0

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Squirrels 0 The Brewins 1
Game Details
Scoring Shots on Goal
1 2 3 Total
Screaming Squirrels 0 0 0 0
The Brewins 0 0 1 1
Squirrels 31
The Brewins 20
Scoring Summary
Period 1
(no scoring)
Period 2
(no scoring)
Period 3
The Brewins – Steven Lippman (Evandro Valente) , 2:49
Penalties
Period 1
(no penalties)
Period 2
Screaming Squirrels – Kyle Gassert – (Interference Minor), 2 min , 7:32
The Brewins – Jim Killorin – (Hooking Minor), 2 min , 10:37
Period 3
The Brewins – Abdul Rahimi – (Body Checking Minor), 2 min , 0:13
Screaming Squirrels – Kyle Gassert – (Body Checking Minor), 2 min , 0:13
The Brewins – Jason Gustafson – (Hooking Minor), 2 min , 5:44
Screaming Squirrels – Jason Nehmer – (Hooking Minor), 2 min , 8:11
Rosters
Screaming Squirrels The Brewins
Goalies
Name Min Shots Saves
30 Eric Coulson 45 20 19
Name Min Shots Saves
35 Ron Mcneil 45 31 31
Players
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
2 Donald Marks 0 0 0 0 0
7 Doug Winters 0 0 0 0 0
9 Charles Wolstein 0 0 0 0 0
10 Brent Machado 0 0 0 0 0
12 Anthony Richelsen 0 0 0 0 0
19 Benjamin Sumner 0 0 0 0 0
22 Jeffrey Bobeck 0 0 0 0 0
25 Kyle Gassert 0 0 0 4 0
61 Tero Moberg 0 0 0 0 0
88 Jason Nehmer 0 0 0 2 0
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
3 Michael Pesci 0 0 0 0 0
4 Kali Wood 0 0 0 0 0
6 Jason Gustafson 0 0 0 2 0
7 Daniel Weiss 0 0 0 0 0
8 Joseph Pavelka 0 0 0 0 0
9 Mark Mey 0 0 0 0 0
11 Tom Casciani 0 0 0 0 0
14 Chris Olson 0 0 0 0 0
15 Jim Killorin 0 0 0 2 0
18 Christopher Rodriguez 0 0 0 0 0
19 William Mosberg 0 0 0 0 0
21 Marcus Weisgerber 0 0 0 0 0
27 Richard Chang 0 0 0 0 0
42 Rodney Jokerst 0 0 0 0 0
77 Evandro Valente 0 1 1 0 0
78 Steven Lippman 1 0 1 0 1
80 Abdul Rahimi 0 0 0 2 0
Staff
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Referee
Default Referee, Patricia Foote, Mike VivlamoreScore Keeper
Jason Flanagan

Squirrels 6, Bullets 3

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The Squirrels played with a relatively small roster Sunday, and shook off a first period stalemate by finding the net six times in the next two periods in a 6-3 win against the Bullets.

Longtime Squirrels opponent, Steve Lipman – a Honkey Kong refugee and also Eric Coulson’s brother – was brought in for the day and performed well, and John Burke notched his first goal and also added an assist. Tony Richelsen had a goal and three assists and Bob Valdes scored twice for the Squirrels.

Several Squirrels missed the game or came late because they took their kids trick-or-treating.

Bullets 3 Screaming Squirrels 6
Game Details
Scoring Shots on Goal
1 2 3 Total
Bullets 0 1 2 3
Screaming Squirrels 0 3 3 6
Bullets 31
Squirrels 45
Scoring Summary
Period 1
(no scoring)
Period 2
Screaming Squirrels – Anthony Richelsen (powerplay) (Jeffrey Bobeck) , 2:10
Screaming Squirrels – Donald Marks (Robert Valdes) , 6:21
Screaming Squirrels – Robert Valdes (powerplay) (Anthony Richelsen, John Burke) , 7:37
Bullets – Clifton Mcwilliams (unassisted) , 12:49
Period 3
Bullets – Michael Hebb (Brock Linderman, JEREMY MITTLESTEADT) , 4:10
Screaming Squirrels – Tero Moberg (Anthony Richelsen) , 4:59
Screaming Squirrels – John Burke (Anthony Richelsen) , 7:38
Screaming Squirrels – Robert Valdes (Steve Lipman, Benjamin Sumner) , 12:16
Bullets – Michael Apatoff (Clifton McWilliams) , 14:46
Penalties
Period 1
(no penalties)
Period 2
Bullets – Timothy Vaughan – (Tripping Minor), 2 min , 0:51
Bullets – Jeremy Mittlesteadt – (Tripping Minor), 2 min , 6:51
Screaming Squirrels – Jeffrey Bobeck – (Roughing Minor), 2 min , 7:57
Bullets – Michael Hebb – (Tripping Minor), 2 min , 10:17
Period 3
Bullets – Melissa Gill – (Hooking Minor), 2 min , 1:02
Rosters
Bullets Screaming Squirrels
Goalies
Name Min Shots Saves
35 Shane Smith 45 45 39
Name Min Shots Saves
30 Eric Coulson 45 31 28
Players
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
4 Jeremy Mittlesteadt 0 1 1 2 0
5 Shannon Mckown 0 0 0 0 0
7 Raymond Baldwin 0 0 0 0 0
11 Michael Hebb 1 0 1 2 0
13 Melissa Gill 0 0 0 2 0
15 Mike Shwedick 0 0 0 0 0
18 Brock Linderman 0 1 1 0 0
19 Clifton Mcwilliams 1 1 2 0 0
21 Michael Apatoff 1 0 1 0 0
24 Brandon Smith 0 0 0 0 0
37 Jonathan Lavender 0 0 0 0 0
84 Timothy Vaughan 0 0 0 2 0
93 Joel Handy 0 0 0 0 0
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
2 Donald Marks 1 0 1 0 0
5 Robert Valdes 2 1 3 0 0
7 Doug Winters 0 0 0 0 0
8 John Burke 1 1 2 0 0
12 Anthony Richelsen 1 3 4 0 0
19 Benjamin Sumner 0 1 1 0 0
22 Jeffrey Bobeck 0 1 1 2 0
25 Kyle Gassert 0 0 0 0 0
61 Tero Moberg 1 0 1 0 1
77 Jeff Headlee 0 0 0 0 0
96 Steve Lipman 0 1 1 0 0
Staff
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Referee
Default Referee, Patricia Foote, Keith RaygorScore Keeper
Thomas Haworth

Squirrels 7, Nordiques 1

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Squirrels 7 Nordiques 1
Game Details
Scoring Shots on Goal
1 2 3 Total
Screaming Squirrels 2 1 4 7
Nordiques 0 1 0 1
Squirrels 37
Nordiques 6
Scoring Summary
Period 1
Screaming Squirrels – Robert Valdes (Kyle Gassert) , 2:10
Screaming Squirrels – Kyle Gassert (powerplay) (John Burke, Brent Machado) , 12:16
Period 2
Screaming Squirrels – Donald Marks (Robert Valdes) , 1:31
Nordiques – Tom Swindell (Walt Bender) , 6:34
Period 3
Screaming Squirrels – Anthony Richelsen (unassisted) , 3:41
Screaming Squirrels – Tero Moberg (Brent Machado) , 3:53
Screaming Squirrels – Paul Kobernick (Jeff Headlee) , 7:22
Screaming Squirrels – Robert Valdes (Michael Ricci) , 12:30
Penalties
Period 1
Nordiques – Trevor Frederick – (Hooking Minor), 2 min , 11:00
Period 2
Screaming Squirrels – Doug Winters – (Hooking Minor), 2 min , 7:56
Nordiques – Tom Swindell – (Tripping Minor), 2 min , 13:02
Period 3
(no penalties)
Rosters
Screaming Squirrels Nordiques
Goalies
Name Min Shots Saves
30 Eric Coulson 45 6 5
Name Min Shots Saves
31 Terri Ball 45 37 30
Players
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
2 Donald Marks 1 0 1 0 0
5 Robert Valdes 2 1 3 0 0
7 Doug Winters 0 0 0 2 0
8 John Burke 0 1 1 0 0
9 Charles Wolstein 0 0 0 0 0
10 Brent Machado 0 2 2 0 0
12 Anthony Richelsen 1 0 1 0 0
16 Michael Ricci 0 1 1 0 0
18 Robert Myers 0 0 0 0 0
19 Benjamin Sumner 0 0 0 0 0
25 Kyle Gassert 1 1 2 0 1
50 Paul Kobernick 1 0 1 0 0
61 Tero Moberg 1 0 1 0 0
77 Jeff Headlee 0 1 1 0 0
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
5 Timothy Weil 0 0 0 0 0
7 Kevin Dahya 0 0 0 0 0
19 Mike Dunlap 0 0 0 0 0
27 Walt Bender 0 1 1 0 0
28 Melissa Frederick 0 0 0 0 0
30 Angie Swindell 0 0 0 0 0
32 Tom Swindell 1 0 1 2 0
42 Trevor Frederick 0 0 0 2 0
Staff
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Referee
Default Referee, Didier Devynck, Joe TullScore Keeper
Abram Fox

Squirrels 3, Piranhas 2

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Despite outshooting the Piranhas, 32-17, the Squirrels only managed a 3-2 victory Sunday in a game in which the Piranhas didn’t even have enough players for a full line change.

But a win is a win and the Squirrels will take it.

Brent Machado, Bob Valdes, and Rob Myers scored for the Squirrels, who surrendered a late goal before aggressively killing the clock in the final moments.

The Gardens IH – Patrick      Sun, Oct 03, 2010 at 8:32 pm
Piranhas 2 Screaming Squirrels 3
Game Details
Scoring Shots on Goal
1 2 3 Total
Piranhas 1 0 1 2
Screaming Squirrels 2 0 1 3
Piranhas 17
Squirrels 32
Scoring Summary
Period 1
Piranhas – Alex Baddock (Brian Neall) , 4:42
Screaming Squirrels – Brent Machado (John Burke) , 8:18
Screaming Squirrels – Robert Valdes (Anthony Richelsen) , 10:15
Period 2
(no scoring)
Period 3
Screaming Squirrels – Robert Myers (Benjamin Sumner) , 6:35
Piranhas – Robert Llano (harry mcintyre) , 13:52
Penalties
Period 1
(no penalties)
Period 2
Piranhas – David Montgomery – (Holding Minor), 2 min , 12:22
Period 3
(no penalties)
Rosters
Piranhas Screaming Squirrels
Goalies
Name Min Shots Saves
30 Joe Messina 45 32 29
Name Min Shots Saves
30 Eric Coulson 45 17 15
Players
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
1 Alex Baddock 1 0 1 0 0
3 Harry Mcintyre 0 1 1 0 0
19 David Montgomery 0 0 0 2 0
25 Scott Zabinsky 0 0 0 0 0
38 Robert Blackford 0 0 0 0 0
68 Dave Quigley 0 0 0 0 0
81 Brian Neall 0 1 1 0 0
88 Rob Llano 0 0 0 0 0
088 Robert Llano 1 0 1 0 0
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
5 Robert Valdes 1 0 1 0 0
7 Doug Winters 0 0 0 0 0
8 John Burke 0 1 1 0 0
9 Charles Wolstein 0 0 0 0 0
10 Brent Machado 1 0 1 0 0
12 Anthony Richelsen 0 1 1 0 0
18 Robert Myers 1 0 1 0 1
19 Benjamin Sumner 0 1 1 0 0
22 Jeffrey Bobeck 0 0 0 0 0
25 Kyle Gassert 0 0 0 0 0
61 Tero Moberg 0 0 0 0 0
Staff
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Referee
Forrest Appleton, Clark FordenScore Keeper
Norma Warwick