Roller: Meeks Frustrates Squirrels

The Squirrels have been playing against goaltender Ryan Meeks for years, and usually get the better of him due to the lopsided shot count. Wednesday, the Squirrels once again had a lopsided shot count, 38-24, but fell to the lowly Real C Team, 5-4, as Patrick Reilly scored four times.

Aside from a Rob Myers’ shorthanded goal, Kyle Gassert was the only one who could routinely get the puck past Meeks, and did so three times.

The Gardens IH – Patrick      Wed, Jun 09, 2010 at 8:29 pm

Screaming Squirrels Inline 4 The Real C Team 5
Game Details
Scoring Shots on Goal
1 2 Total
Squirrels 1 3 4
The Real C Team 2 3 5
Squirrels 38
The Real C Team 24
Scoring Summary
Period 1
The Real C TeamPatrick Reilly (unassisted) , 0:19
SquirrelsKyle Gassert (powerplay) (Juan Carlos Canchasto) , 5:20
The Real C TeamPatrick Reilly (Han Yoon) , 16:45
Period 2
SquirrelsRobert Myers (shorthanded) (Paul Patrinicola) , 1:52
The Real C TeamPatrick Reilly (Han Yoon) , 3:37
Screaming Squirrels InlineKyle Gassert (Jeff Ford) , 6:24
Screaming Squirrels InlineKyle Gassert (unassisted) , 9:24
The Real C TeamJeff Lukeski (unassisted) , 11:39
The Real C TeamPatrick Reilly (Han Yoon) , 14:51
Penalties
Period 1
The Real C TeamHan Yoon – (Cross Checking Minor), 2 min , 4:27
The Real C TeamHan Yoon – (Tripping Minor), 2 min , 7:51
SquirrelsKyle Gassert – (Hooking Minor), 2 min , 17:00
Period 2
The Real C TeamJeff Lukeski – (Roughing Minor), 2 min , 7:17

Rosters
Squirrels The Real C Team
Goalies
Name Min Shots Saves
38 Stuart Miller 34 24 19
Name Min Shots Saves
1 Ryan Meeks 34 38 34
Players
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
2 Donald Marks Jr. 0 0 0 0 0
4 Chi Pham 0 0 0 0 0
5 Jeff Ford 0 1 1 0 0
9 Juan Carlos Canchasto 0 1 1 0 0
18 Robert Myers 1 0 1 0 0
19 Benjamin Sumner 0 0 0 0 0
25 Kyle Gassert 3 0 3 2 0
55 Paul Patrinicola 0 1 1 0 0
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
3 Jeff Lukeski 1 0 1 2 0
11 Shawn Kozlov 0 0 0 0 0
24 Steve Randolph 0 0 0 0 0
26 Brian Pansini 0 0 0 0 0
44 Patrick Reilly 4 0 4 0 1
50 Chris Kelly 0 0 0 0 0
68 Scott Hartsock 0 0 0 0 0
71 Han Yoon 0 3 3 4 0
Staff
Other Facts
Referee
Greg Mumma, Jason FlanaganScore Keeper
David Elfassi

Squirrels 4, 5 Holes 0

With only six skaters, including backup goaltender Bob Sewell in net, the Squirrels managed to shut out the fully-benched 5 Holes on Tuesday, 4-0.

Rob Myers scored only 26 seconds into the game, but little else happened until five minutes into the second period when Kyle Gassert’s slap shot went past 5 Holes goaltender Brandon Miller.

Stew Miller added a pair of goals and Sewell stopped 25 shots.

The Gardens IH – Patrick      Tue, Jun 01, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Screaming Squirrels Inline 4 The 5 Holes 0
Game Details
Scoring Shots on Goal
1 2 Total
Squirrels 1 3 4
The 5 Holes 0 0 0
Squirrels 28
The 5 Holes 25
Scoring Summary
Period 1
Screaming Squirrels InlineRobert Myers (Kyle Gassert) , 0:26
Period 2
SquirrelsKyle Gassert (powerplay) (Robert Myers, Jeff Ford) , 5:00
Screaming Squirrels InlineStuart Miller (unassisted) , 6:29
SquirrelsStuart Miller (unassisted) , 11:00
Penalties
Period 1
Screaming Squirrels InlineBenjamin Sumner – (Tripping Minor), 2 min , 16:22
Period 2
The 5 HolesAndrew Krol – (Hooking Minor), 2 min , 4:23
SquirrelsRobert Myers – (Tripping Minor), 2 min , 13:19

Rosters
Squirrels The 5 Holes
Goalies
Name Min Shots Saves
1 Robert Sewell 34 25 25
Name Min Shots Saves
44 Brandon Miller 34 28 24
Players
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
2 Donald Marks Jr. 0 0 0 0 0
5 Jeff Ford 0 1 1 0 0
18 Robert Myers 1 1 2 2 1
19 Benjamin Sumner 0 0 0 2 0
25 Kyle Gassert 1 1 2 0 0
38 Stuart Miller 2 0 2 0 0
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
2 Jeff Blass 0 0 0 0 0
4 Matthew Ray 0 0 0 0 0
8 Mike Bell 0 0 0 0 0
9 Brian Hemphill 0 0 0 0 0
11 Scott Woods 0 0 0 0 0
12 Andrew Krol 0 0 0 2 0
19 Ernest Canevari 0 0 0 0 0
32 James Mcgall 0 0 0 0 0
43 Brian Murphy 0 0 0 0 0
57 Steve Price 0 0 0 0 0
92 Eric Kennedy 0 0 0 0 0
93 James Day 0 0 0 0 0

Roller: Victory Dedicated to Kaleigh

Despite only having seven skaters, the Squirrels put together a solid performance Tuesday and skated off to an 8-2 victory against District 5.

The box score is totally incorrect, so much so that the Squirrels aren’t even sure which corrections to send to the league.

The Gardens IH – Patrick      Tue, May 25, 2010 at 8:30 pm
District 5 2 Squirrels 8
Game Details
Scoring Shots on Goal
1 2 Total
District 5 0 2 2
Squirrels 4 4 8
District 5 15
Squirrels 31
Scoring Summary
Period 1
Screaming Squirrels InlineRobert Myers (unassisted) , 2:25
SquirrelsRobert Myers (Jeff Ford) , 6:12
Screaming Squirrels InlineDonald Marks Jr. (Nam Pho) , 8:01
Screaming Squirrels InlineJeff Ford (Kyle Gassert) , 8:48
Period 2
District 5Paul Cinquegrana (powerplay) (Kenneth Chambers) , 0:40
Screaming Squirrels InlineJeff Ford (unassisted) , 5:31
District 5Kenneth Chambers (Jeremy Virgin) , 6:07
Screaming Squirrels InlineJeff Ford (powerplay) (Nam Pho) , 11:22
Screaming Squirrels InlineRobert Myers (Nam Pho) , 11:39
Screaming Squirrels InlineKyle Gassert (powerplay) (Jeff Ford) , 15:53
Penalties
Period 1
Screaming Squirrels InlineJeff Ford – (Interference Minor), 2 min , 6:25
District 5Chuck Macananny – (Roughing Minor), 2 min , 6:32
District 5James Purdy – (Hooking Minor), 2 min , 8:01
Period 2
Screaming Squirrels InlineKyle Gassert – (Cross Checking Minor), 2 min , 0:35
SquirrelsKyle Gassert – (Slashing Minor), 2 min , 9:12
District 5Paul Cinquegrana – (Interference Minor), 2 min , 10:07
District 5David Menhart – (Body Checking Minor), 2 min , 12:48
District 5David Menhart – (Unsportsmanlike Conduct Minor), 2 min , 12:48
District 5Chuck Macananny – (Roughing Double Minor), 4 min , 13:55
SquirrelsRobert Myers – (Roughing Double Minor), 4 min , 13:55

Rosters
District 5 Squirrels
Goalies
Name Min Shots Saves
01 Michael Peduto 34 31 23
Name Min Shots Saves
38 Stuart Miller 34 15 13
Players
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
2 James Purdy 0 0 0 2 0
5 Dan Fleischer 0 0 0 0 0
11 Paul Cinquegrana 1 0 1 2 0
15 Kenneth Chambers 1 1 2 0 0
19 Ron Capurso 0 0 0 0 0
28 Alon Nager 0 0 0 0 0
58 David Menhart 0 0 0 4 0
76 Chuck Macananny 0 0 0 6 0
87 Jeremy Virgin 0 1 1 0 0
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
2 Donald Marks Jr. 1 0 1 0 1
5 Jeff Ford 3 2 5 2 0
18 Robert Myers 3 0 3 4 0
19 Benjamin Sumner 0 0 0 0 0
25 Kyle Gassert 1 1 2 4 0
29 Nam Pho 0 3 3 0 0
55 Paul Patrinicola 0 0 0 0 0

Roller: Squirrels Crushed

The Gardens IH – Patrick      Tue, May 11, 2010 at 8:20 pm

Chicken N Waffles 9 Squirrels 3
Game Details
Scoring Shots on Goal
1 2 Total
Chicken N Waffles 6 3 9
Squirrels 2 1 3
Chicken N Waffles 32
Squirrels 16
Scoring Summary
Period 1
Screaming Squirrels InlineMark Tessar (unassisted) , 0:22
Chicken N WafflesKris Weinhold (shorthanded) (unassisted) , 1:03
Chicken N WafflesBrian Krueger (shorthanded) (travis long, Robert Gerbig) , 2:12
Chicken N WafflesRyan Hossick (shorthanded) (unassisted) , 2:23
Chicken N WafflesBrian Krueger (Michael Renes) , 13:16
Screaming Squirrels InlineKyle Gassert (Jeff Ford) , 14:43
Chicken N WafflesBrian Krueger (unassisted) , 16:41
Chicken N WafflesTravis Long (Brian Krueger) , 16:57
Period 2
Chicken N WafflesBrian Krueger (unassisted) , 5:15
Chicken N WafflesMichael Renes (powerplay) (Tom Dubsky) , 6:54
Screaming Squirrels InlineRobert Myers (Donald Marks Jr.) , 9:06
Chicken N WafflesSeth Crump (powerplay) (unassisted) , 12:19
Penalties
Period 1
Chicken N WafflesSeth Crump – (Tripping Minor), 2 min , 0:41
SquirrelsMark Tessar – (Tripping Minor), 2 min , 2:23
SquirrelsRobert Myers – (Holding Minor), 2 min , 4:22
SquirrelsMark Tessar – (Interference Minor), 2 min , 15:03
Period 2
Chicken N WafflesTom Dubsky – (Tripping Minor), 2 min , 1:11
SquirrelsStuart Miller – (Slashing Minor), 2 min , 5:15
SquirrelsStuart Miller – (Unsportsmanlike Conduct Misconduct), 10 min , 5:15
SquirrelsDesmond Richelsen – (Roughing Minor), 2 min , 5:15
SquirrelsKyle Gassert – (Cross Checking Major), 5 min , 11:12
SquirrelsRobert Myers – (Slashing Minor), 2 min , 15:34

Rosters
Chicken N Waffles Squirrels
Goalies
Name Min Shots Saves
00 Brent Gerbig 34 16 13
Name Min Shots Saves
38 Stuart Miller 34 32 23
Players
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
5 Joe Clampitt 0 0 0 0 0
6 Brian Krueger 4 1 5 0 1
9 Robert Gerbig 0 1 1 0 0
11 Ryan Hossick 1 0 1 0 0
13 Michael Renes 1 1 2 0 0
17 Seth Crump 1 0 1 2 0
19 Kris Weinhold 1 0 1 0 0
44 Travis Long 1 1 2 0 0
71 Tom Dubsky 0 1 1 2 0
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
2 Donald Marks Jr. 0 1 1 0 0
5 Jeff Ford 0 1 1 0 0
18 Robert Myers 1 0 1 4 0
19 Benjamin Sumner 0 0 0 0 0
21 Desmond Richelsen 0 0 0 2 0
25 Kyle Gassert 1 0 1 5 0
29 Nam Pho 0 0 0 0 0
55 Paul Patrinicola 0 0 0 0 0
99 Mark Tessar 1 0 1 4 0

Roller: Squirrels Win Easily

Wearing No. 99, new Squirrel Mark Tessar made a statement for his new team Tuesday by posting two goals and two assists in a runaway victory against the Real C Team.

Rob Myers and Jeff Ford also scored two apiece for the Squirrels.

The Gardens IH – Patrick      Tue, May 04, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Screaming Squirrels Inline 7 The Real C Team 0
Game Details
Scoring Shots on Goal
1 2 Total
Squirrels 4 3 7
The Real C Team 0 0 0
Squirrels 36
The Real C Team 9
Scoring Summary
Period 1
Screaming Squirrels InlineJeff Ford (unassisted) , 2:04
SquirrelsJeff Ford (Mark Tessar) , 2:54
Screaming Squirrels InlineRobert Myers (Nam Pho) , 11:33
Screaming Squirrels InlineMark Tessar (Kyle Gassert) , 12:40
Period 2
SquirrelsRobert Myers (powerplay) (unassisted) , 0:50
SquirrelsKyle Gassert (Mark Tessar) , 4:49
Screaming Squirrels InlineMark Tessar (Jeff Ford) , 9:40
Penalties
Period 1
Screaming Squirrels InlineJeff Ford – (Roughing Minor), 2 min , 5:33
The Real C TeamScott Hartsock – (Tripping Minor), 2 min , 17:00
Period 2
(no penalties)

Rosters
Squirrels The Real C Team
Goalies
Name Min Shots Saves
38 Stuart Miller 34 9 9
Name Min Shots Saves
1 Ryan Meeks 34 36 29
Players
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
2 Donald Marks Jr. 0 0 0 0 0
5 Jeff Ford 2 1 3 2 1
18 Robert Myers 2 0 2 0 0
19 Benjamin Sumner 0 0 0 0 0
21 Desmond Richelsen 0 0 0 0 0
25 Kyle Gassert 1 1 2 0 0
29 Nam Pho 0 1 1 0 0
99 Mark Tessar 2 2 4 0 0
# Name G A Pts PIM GWG
3 Jeff Lukeski 0 0 0 0 0
7 Michael Henry 0 0 0 0 0
26 Brian Pansini 0 0 0 0 0
50 Chris Kelly 0 0 0 0 0
68 Scott Hartsock 0 0 0 2 0
71 Han Yoon 0 0 0 0 0